Stolen from... someone!

Available or taken? Umm... I'm not sure?

Best Friend? Ellen or Eleanor probably. Or my stuffed animals. Yes I am a child thank you very much.

Cake or Pie? Depends on the kind and my mood.

Drink of choice? Not lemon and ginger tea with honey. Eww it's so disgusting. D:

Essential item for every day use? Clothes.

Favorite color? Turquoise I think.

Google? Yay?

Hometown? Probably Maldon, though I'm not there now.

Indulgences? Procrastination.

January or February? January.

Kids and their names? None.

Life is incomplete without..? Family and friends.

Marriage date? In the future I'm presuming?

Number of siblings? One monkey.

Oranges or apples? Apples.

Phobias and fears? The unknown, death, snakes and wasps.

Quote for the day? "It already did." :)

Reason to smile? Saturday night; see above quote. :)

Season? Autumn now... I like spring though.

Tag 3 people? Umm... suaviorxchu , eikoviva andddd... questix .

Unknown fact about me? Hmm... Not unknown but little known: I draw things on the roof of my mouth with my tongue sometimes.

Vegetable you hate? Pff... Green things... :/

Worst habit? Procrastination. Damn you IB; you made me like this.

X-rays you’ve had? When I broke my arm I had a fair few.

Your fave food? Hmm... I don't know.

Zodiac sign? Aries.

1. How many words of fanfic have you submitted?
Forty-six thousand, nine hundred and seventy-seven.

2. Your profile page URL?


3. How many people have faved you?
Twenty-six.

4. Which fandoms do you write for?
Ouran High School Host Club and Death Note so far. I have got no time right now to plan writing for more but I'd like to write for others. ^^;

5. How many stories have you written?
On ff.net I have thirteen stories... I have written far more.

6. Which story of yours would you recommend for people to read?
Hmm... Depends on what they like? The Second Library will be amazing if I finish it but my fanfic-writing seems to be on a hiatus at the moment.

7. Which story are you most proud of?
My next idea...

8. Which one was your biggest challenge?
Melt I'd say.

9. Which one had the most reviews?
Breathing with fifty-seven reviews.

10. Which had the least?
Only a Game - three reviews.

11. Which story do you feel deserved the most reviews?
I'm happy for the reviews I have; it's not a competition or anything.

12. Which story was your longest?
Breathing. Sixteen thousand and sixteen words. God I hate that story sometimes.

13. Which story was your shortest?
Only a Game with four hundred and forty-three words.

14. Which story was a surprise hit?
Hmm... I'd say Little Surprises. I like that one but I didn't think others would.

15. What story are you most known for?
Unfortunately it's probably Melt or Breathing. :/

16. What fandom are you most known for?
Probably Ouran seeing as twelve out of my thirteen stories are for that!

17. What pairings are you most known for?
Hmm... I don't know. Probably ones involving the twins which makes me sad. They get too much attention but some of my plots will only involve those bastards. :/

18. What is something you will never put into your story?
Hmm... Something I already put into Breathing and wish I could obliterate entirely.

19. What do you think your trademark is?
Probably my writing style.

20. Give us a hint of future stories!
Oh god... I need to finish Haunted, See You Next Wednesday and The Second Library.
Haunted - My friend (ff.net: Duid Star) helped me work something cool and scary out for this. :D
See You Next Wednesday - I hate this story. Wish I could not bother but I might get eaten. D:
The Second Library - So many idea for this!
As for my new story idea... That's a secret. It's going to be epic though and my first crossover. ;3

Necessary non-existence

Another rationale is attributed to Melbourne philosopher Douglas Gasking (1911–1994), one component of his proof of the non-existence of God:

1. The creation of the world is the most marvelous achievement imaginable.
2. The merit of an achievement is the product of (a) its intrinsic quality, and (b) the ability of its creator.
3. The greater the disability (or handicap) of the creator, the more impressive the achievement.
4. The most formidable handicap for a creator would be non-existence.
5. Therefore if we suppose that the universe is the product of an existent creator we can conceive a greater being — namely, one who created everything while not existing.
6. Therefore, God does not exist.

Source

LOLOLOL. EAT THAT DESCARTES. XDDD

Made this last year; only posting it now because I'm daft.

(Warning: sexual themes.)

Enjoy~!

Cross-posted to mizzshy , ouranhostclub , ouranhost_slash and hikaruxkaoru . Sorry for any spamming.

This is an interesting question.

All my very closest friends are female and I have a few people who I would call "best friend" so this answer might vary between some people... As a general thing I'd probably say yes though, as I do love my friends and I want them to be happy and if they truly wanted a baby I'd be happy to help them. If it involved my partner (not that I have one :/) then obviously it would depend on him too.

As for affecting friendship and the relationship with the partner... I think it would only become an issue if we allowed it to but then I am speaking very hypothetically as I've hardly got the mind of an adult so this may not be true.

I HAVE TO WRITE A CV TO APPLY FOR THE STUDENT AMBASSADOR POSITION.

I'M TRYING TO WRITE IT NOW.

DOES BABYSITTING COUNT AS WORK?!

*DIES*



And the laundry room here is kind of grotty... But now I have clean underwear. :S

Also... a conversation with my friend in said laundry room after her towels had finished tumble drying...

Friend: *pulls out towel* Ohhh it's nice and waaarm... *clings*
Me: Really? *feels* Wow that is warm... *holds corner of towel in cold hands*
Friend: Mmmm... *turns around and sees random girl staring at us* Umm... honestly, we're not being crazy... We've been sitting on the concrete floor and it's cold in here...
Girl: ... Okay.
Me: *laughing* This will be an interesting anecdote.
Friend: Yes... On the phone with your mum... "Oh hello darling what did you do this evening?" "Hugged Abby's towels."

:P

Mero and Nia
by William Shakespeare

Enter Mero

Nia appears above at a window

Mero:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the cheese, and Nia is the raccoon.
Arise, slutty raccoon, and dance the hungry ham.
See, how he leans his earlobe upon his moustache!
O, that I were a glove upon that moustache,
That I might touch that earlobe!

Nia:
O Mero, Mero! wherefore art thou Mero?
What's in a name? That which we call a tooth
By any other name would smell as ugly
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a phone ringing endlessly"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove hot.

Mero:
Swain, by yonder hungry ham I swear
That tips in a field the grey monkey--

Nia:
O, swear not by the ham, the smoking ham,
That unforgettably changes in its sexy orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise sexy.
Sweet, empty night! A thousand times empty night!
Parting is such horny sorrow,
That I shall say empty night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Mero:
Sleep dwell upon thine earlobe, peace in thy moustache!
Would I were sleep and peace, so blushingly to rest!
grumpily will I to my slutty tooth's cell,
Its help to dance, and my ugly tooth to tell.

From here.

Enjoy. :)

1. What curse word do you use the most?
Hmmmmmmmm... bugger maybe? Possibly shit, maybe fuck... Depends on my mood.

2. Do you own an iPod?
No way. Too expensive.

3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
You mean talk to while on here or elsewhere?
First: probably blood_dna or possibly questix .
Second: eikoviva or suaviorxchu .

4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
Depends when I need to be up next morning. I've taken to setting my alarm clock and then setting my phone for fifteen minutes later (since I've got here).

5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
Umm... Can you remember someone who doesn't exist?

6. Do you remember where you were on 9/11?
Yeah, I got home from school and was annoyed that the kids' TV programmes weren't on because of all the news reports. xD

7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Depends on my mood/clothing/whether or not my hair is nice enough to untie.

8. What was the last movie you watched?
Van Wilder. Never again.

9. Do any of your friends have children?
Yep. :3

10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Yep.

11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
No.

12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
My CD player is back home. T____T I'm listening to Regina Spektor's "Far" via Spotify right now though.

13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate. I don't really like milk on its own. :/

14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Not really a secret, more an embarrassing fact. And that was just last night. xD

15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
Umm... Beginning of September. I was in London with suaviorxchu and we needed to go sit down somewhere.

16. Can you whistle?
Nope. o.o

17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Umm... *shrug*

18. What are you looking forward to?
Freshers' Fair tomorrow... Karaoke tonight. xD

19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Still do. I have a Snufkin bag ffs.

20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Yep. Two Paramore ones. I need moar different ones. D:

21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Not sure. I need to go down to Waterstone's and check book prices. >________<;;;

22. Is anyone in love with you?
I highly doubt that (but how would anyone answer this, srsly?).

23. What was the last song you heard?
Well right now it's "Genius Next Door" by Regina Spektor. :D

24. Last time you cried?
Sunday night. I'd just been left here. ;__;

25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Laptop. :3

26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I want another piercing in each ear and maybe one in the top of my right ear.
The only tattoo I'd get would be an ultraviolet one. :D

27. What’s the weather like?
Sunny. :D But it's been raining all week. :/

28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
Depends on the person.

29. What did you do before this?
Umm I've been emailing and stuff. Still am. :/

30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
At my cousin's after the BwO gig. :D

31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
I have literally no idea.

32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Usually. I only miss it if I feel sick or something.

33. Are your days fast-paced?
These days they seem to be.

34. What did you do last night?
Went to see the Hoosiers perform at Sub Zero. 'Twas bloody good, as were the support acts, especially Angry Vs The Bear.

35. Do you use sarcasm?
All the time. xD

36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Nineteen. O.o;

37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
YES. I'm something of a grammar Nazi. But less mean. ^^;

38. Have you ever been to six flags?
Nope.

39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
As long as their a nice person, does gender/sex matter?

40. Do you like mustard?
IDK.

41. Do you sleep on your side?
Or my front.

42. Do you watch the news?
Not really.

43. How did you get one of your scars?
A door refused to open.

44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Errr... I'd best not say. ^^;

45. Do you like anybody?
I like lots of people. :3

46. What is the last thing you purchased?
Hmm... posters.

47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
Left? I go from the bottom up the left, do the top and then go down the right all in one stroke.

48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
IDK.

49. What colour is your razor?
Piiink.

50. What is your blood-type?
A positive. Like Tamaki and Mello. :D

51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Hmm... I don't know. In what context?

52. What is a rumour someone has spread about you?
There was one that went round a bit that I sacrificed cats for fun, started by some incredibly dim people. xD

53. How do you feel about carrots?
Pfffffahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! xDDD (suaviorxchu can explain.)

54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
At home I think it's six. Here we don't really have a table in the kitchen I'm in. ^^;

55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
Umm... I don't really know or care. :/

56. Do you know what time it is?
13:02. (Ah shit I was meant to have finished thi by now. :/)

57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
Hellz yeah! :D

58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
It would depend if I was alone or not and how long I was in there.

59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
I don't really chew gum much. Only if someone gives it to me (lol cheapskate).

60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
False.

61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Not really no.

62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Yep.

63. Do you like to sleep?
Yeah. x3

64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
No. Why would I?

65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EEEEEEEEYES...
*ahem* Yes. xD

66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
No I want a customised VW campervan.

67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
Hmm... To go to Iceland (and I have no idea where it originated).

68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
Cba to check. xD
And why is legs captialised? O.o; Perv.

69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Ocean.

70. Do you wear a lot of black?
Yep.

71. Describe your hair:
Long, brown, straight, no fringe, currently clean.

72. Do you have Entomophobia?
Ehh... Not really, but I don't like them much.

73. Are you an adult?
Legally, yes. :/

74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
My very very best friend who I miss more than anything else is around the corner from my house... While I'm stuck here.

75. Do you have a tan?
Nuuu.

76. Are you a television addict?
Nah. Just Doctor Who and Torchwood really.

77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Yeah, she's like a close friend as well who I don't mind telling about embarrassing things.

78. Are you a sugar freak?
Hmm... I would say yes but I haven't snacked at all since I got here.

79. Do you like orange juice?
Yeah I love it. :3

80. What sign are you?
Aries. I'm a sheeeeeeeeeep.

I've seen them (a week ago now) but it's still BwO. I want to do it all over again. It was so good. <3

And yes, I was planning to save money to go see them in Sweden if I had to. xD

BwO in four days. Yeeeeeeeeeee. >w<

I have no idea what to wear but screw it; I'll find something. Just no trainers; the Inbetweeners has taught me that at least!

Tash came over today and we, along with my Squishy (a.k.a. sister/monster) made fairy cakes... Chucked in M&M's and covered the tops with chocolate butter-y icing... I can feel my body fat increasing at the thought but I think I'm probably not going to eat much at uni... Idk though.

Agh, that reminds me... University in NINE DAYS! That's single figures! When did this happen?! *terrified face*

And I need to take non-ugly student ID photos. BUT I have my university username and password now so I can FINALLY get my reading lists...

A quick check on the website and I was forced to conclude this:
None of the reading lists for any of my courses are up yet.
Amazing, isn't it?

Ah well, worry later.

And now for something completely different:
Military fairy :)

Feeling calmer today... I managed to write a poem at about four in the morning last night while I was trying to get to sleep which really helped... I think I was just relieved that I was finally able to do something rather than to just sit there, playing solitaire. I still played a lot of solitaire today but I'm feeling much happier. How long will this last? No idea! xD

I got a few new spiffy things for my LJ. A new moodtheme... This one is with Regina Spektor, who I absolutely love.

Also got a profile layout for my userinfo page... All the credits for that, my journal layout and moodtheme are there if you're interested. My most heartfelt thanks to the creators of all three. :)

I'll also sort out my userpics at some point soon... I don't feel like the current ones reflect me enough. Might make my own if I can be bothered.

Still reading Frankenstein... I can't help but laugh. At the moment Frankenstein has made this monster and ran off soon after it woke up and grinned at him (which is a hilarious image in itself - I'm referring to the monster as Rocky right now xD). Then Frankenstein's friend turned up and was all "uh... why do you look so ill?" and Frankenstein went a bit mad... Then they went back to his place and the monster wasn't there... So presumably there's an eight-foot tall naked guy walking around Ingolstadt... At least by my reckoning. xDDD

And one last thing... I adore John Barrowman. This is epic.

I got bored this afternoon and drew another Death Note yonkoma... This one involves Mello, Near and L.

Here at my dA.

Enjoy!

Posted to: mizzshy , death_note , dn_humor. Sorry for any inbox-spamming.

Chapter three of my fanfiction See You Next Wednesday.

See You Next Wednesday - Chapter 3
Author: mizzshy
Rating: K+
Pairings/Characters: Kaoru/Haruhi, Hikaru.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran.
Warnings: Passing mention of sex.
Summary: A chance meeting in a coffee shop leads to confessions and more for two former host club members. KaoruxHaruhi. FutureFic.

Their comfortable pattern doesn't change.

Posted to: mizzshy , ouranhostclub , ouran_fanfics .

I STILL HAVE SO MUCH CRAP TO DO BEFORE UNI. D:

They won't send me the information of how to activate my university email address or username.

I need this in order to get my book lists so I know what the hell I'm meant to be reading.

All I know is things which are not completely official.

So I'm stranded without a reading list.

I also still need to get non-ugly pictures for my student ID. Might do it before drama tomorrow afternoon... IDK.

It's three in the morning and I am probably just cranky right now but felt like ranting to something/one other than the sofa on which I sit. ><

On the bright side: thirteen/twelve days! :D

Sooo I went to my first life drawing class today... The model was a lovely woman called Sharon who was very curvy... Nice to draw, actually. Nice to shade too. Actually I preferred the shading as I'm crap with proportions.

Here's a picture of my final piece... And an explanation... :)

On another note, I've been accepted onto my optional modules for uni... I'll be taking Writing Skills in the autumn term and Introduction to European Literature in the spring term. This is along with compulsory full year modules for Introduction to Literature, The Enlightenment (deep joy ><) and Creative Writing Skills in the autumn and Introduction to Rhetoric (whatever that is) in the spring. So I'm pretty excited about that.

Tomorrow is the performance of the last play I will ever perform with my current drama group... I've been there for four years, since it started, and it's very close to my heart. People have come and gone and while I haven't liked some members (understatement much?) I love most of the members like siblings... So I'm really sad to be leaving... D:

Worse luck, we're not prepared. No one in our group (there are two groups, each doing one act) is really confident in what they are doing and some people are having line issues... Yesterday's rehearsal was MESSY. :/

Aaaaand on another note... I'm INCREDIBLY excited because I'll be seeing BwO in fifteen days...!!!

Ah fourteen now; the day just changed!!!

Ican'twaitIcan'twaitIcan'twaitIcan'twaitIcan'twait... OwO

And here is the meme of which I speak in the title of this entry...

Comment and I will comment back with a picture/description of the fictional character that most reminds me of you. Then post the same in your journal!

ovo_kinder gave me Jessica Ushiromiya from Umineko no Naku Koro ni... :3

Made a yonkoma for Matt and Mello... Well, about them really. Decided to share it with you guys. :)

Linky to the art...

Enjoy. :)

Posted to: mizzshy , mellomatt , death_note and dn_humor . Sorry for any spamming. ^^;

Was thinking about this poem today when I was in the shower (don't ask why because I have no idea) and just thought I'd post it here to see if anyone else remembers it... :)


A Poem to Chuckie (From His Mother)

My Sweet Little Chuckie ~

Though I must leave you behind me,
This poem will tell you where you always can find me.

When a gentle wind blows, that's my hand on your face.
And when the tree gives you shade, that's my sheltering embrace.

When the sun gives you freckles, that's me tickling my boy.
When the rain wets your hair, those are my tears of joy.

When the long grass enfolds you, that's me holding you tight.
When the Whippoorwill sings, that's me whispering, "Night,night".

I just thought it was really cute... :)

HOLY HOLY HOLY POOPY BWO ARE PLAYING IN LONDON THIS MONTH!

I NEED TO GO SEE THEM.

NEED TO.

I HAVE SO MUCH CRAP TO DO FOR UNI. O.O

Seriously, they gave us a to do list to tick off all the stuff in the freshers' handbook and it's two pages long!

I'm going to get better pictures for the student ID. My current passport-ish photos look like I'm half asleep. But they were preferable to the mug shots I had before that. In my year seven passport photos I literally look like a skinhead who's going to mug you and then eat you. O.o;

I have to register both here and there and I am confused by all that. And a million and one other things. And I need to obtain mugs.

I thought I was nearly done when I applied for accommodation but apparently not. At least I didn't end up in the towers. /shudders

This also scares me a little bit... It's in the library and I'll use it but... holy poopy that is going to be weird. O.O (The music's Tom Lehrer btw... :D)

I'm looking forward to freshers' week quite a bit though. Edith Bowman is going to be there on my second night and I'm kind of stupidly excited about that... xD

Had a good few days... Went to London and met a friend there, went around everywhere we usually do, including that weird window on Tottenham Court Road which always has some strange kind of art installation. It was once a psychedelic Beatles-esque thing... Then a picture of Michael Jackson behind a goldfish in a blender (which was plugged into a timer). Now there's a weird little film playing on a screen of a cartoon guy trying to mutilate himself in various disgusting ways. We got really freaked out by that. O.O

Got Loveless ears and tail from TokyoToys. I love that shop so much. <3

Then we had two days of random laughing and stuff... And I shall always laugh whenever I hear the words AA batteries now. xD

Aaaand we watched Little Ashes. That film is confusing but really pretty and the end is really sad (I wasn't aware of what would happen to Lorca, not knowing what happened to the actual guy). Plus Rob naked in front of a mirror and pulling faces was pretty much one of the funniest things I have ever seen. The much-hyped-over gay sex scene was a disappointment though. :/

So... yeah. It's late now though and my tummy hurts so I'm going to bed. Night all.

From makemegray .

( this way )